Sunday, August 17, 2008

BUSHisms



* I'm a uniter, not a divider.

* One of the great things about books is, sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.

* I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.

* Will the highways on the Internet become more few?

* Reading is the basics for all learning.

* It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.

* Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.

* I will swear to not, to uphold the laws of the land.

* They misunderestimated me.

* I am mindful of the difference between the executive branch and the legislative branch. I assured all four of these leaders that I know the difference, and that difference is they pass the laws and I execute them.

* I'm going to work with every Cabinet member to set a series of goals for each Cabinet.

* The thing that's important for me is to remember what's the most important thing.

* First, we would not accept a treaty that would not have been ratified, nor a treaty that I thought made sense for the country.

* For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America...And we're going to do something about it.

* It's amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency.

* As I'm sure you can imagine, it is an unimaginable honor to live here.

* It's my honor to speak to you as the leader of your country. And the great thing about America is you don't have to listen unless you want to.

* I'm not going to fire a $2 million missile at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt.

* Nobody can threaten this country. Oh, they may be able to bomb buildings and obviously disrupt lives.

* We are fully committed to working with both sides to bring the level of terror down to an acceptable level for both.

* Well, you know, I think the American people are sacrificing now. I think they're waiting in airport lines longer than they've ever had before.

* I want to thank you for taking time out of your day to come and witness my hanging.
(at the dedication of his gubernatorial portrait in Austin, Texas)

* I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them.

* This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating.

* There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.

* There's no bigger task than protecting the homeland of our country.

* I had a cordial meeting at the meeting last night. We greeted each other cordially.
(after meeting with German Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder (November 21, 2002))

* The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein, and his willingness to terrorize himself.

* I'm an optimist because I believe that I'm right. I'm a person at peace with myself. It was our turn to face a serious threat to peace.

* You're free. And freedom is beautiful. And, you know, it will take time to restore chaos from order- order out of chaos. But we will.

* If it feels good do it. If you've got a problem blame somebody else.

* The best way to get the news is from objective sources, and the most objective sources I have are people on my staff who tell me what's happening in the world

* So, thank you for reminding me about the importance of being a good mom and a great volunteer as well.

* Today I'm going to give you some reasons for you to put me back in office, but perhaps the most important reason of all is so that Laura will be the First Lady for four more years.

* Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.

* That's why I cut the taxes on everybody. I didn't cut them. The Congress cut them. I asked them to cut them.

* I think it's very important for the American president to mean what he says. That's why I understand that the enemy could misread what I say. That's why I try to be as clearly as I can.

* September the 4th, 2001, I stood in the ruins of the Twin Towers. It's a day I will never forget.

* Who could have possibly envisioned an erection- an election in Iraq at this point in history?

* Asked why his administration had been unable to locate and arrest Osama Bin Laden: Because he's hiding.

* And there is a new history now that has been done, and that history needs to be included in the process.

* This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. (Short pause) And having said that, all options are on the table. (Laughter)

* Well, we've made the decision to defeat the terrorists abroad so we don't have to face them here at home.

* I can only speak to myself.

* Wow! Brazil is big!
(upon seeing a map of Brazil at a meeting with Brazilian President, Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva)

* One of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq with the war on terror.

* I would say the best moment of all was when I caught a 7.5 pound perch in my lake.

(Revealing his "best moment since he took office in 2001" to a German newspaper reporter, Bild am Sonntag. )
(Note: the largest recorded perch in the U.S. is still under 5 pounds.)

* The best way to defeat the totalitarian of hate is with an ideology of hope- an ideology of hate- excuse me- with an ideology of hope.

* Wisdom and strength, and my family, is what I'd like you to pray for.

* (Speaking to military in Afghanistan) (He) ... said he'd like to be there but "One, I'm too old to be out there, and two, they would notice me."


* I thought an interesting comment was made when somebody said to me, I heard somebody say, where's Mandela? Well, Mandela is dead, because Saddam Hussein killed all the Mandelas.

* Goodbye, from the world's biggest polluter.
(Concluding a private address at the Tokyo G8 summit)

* The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case.

* I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is misunderestimating

* Actually, I- this may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about- when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me.

* Dick Cheney and I do not want this nation to be in a recession. We want anybody who can find work to be able to find work.

* The California crunch really is the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants.

* The primary component of gasoline is crude oil.

* I would still invade Iraq even if Iraq never existed.

These are actual notes from Doctors patient charts

1. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.

2. On the 2nd day the knee was better and on the 3rd day it disappeared completely.

3. She has had no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.

4. The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1993.

5. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.

6. Discharge status: Alive but without permission.

7. Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year-old male. Mentally alert but forgetful.

8. The patient refused an autopsy.

9. The patient has no past history of suicides.

10. Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital.

11. Patient's past medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.

12. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

13. Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.

14. Since she can't get pregnant with her husband, I thought you might like to work her up.

15. She is numb from her toes down.

16. While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.

17. The skin was moist and dry.

18. Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.

19. Patient was alert and unresponsive.

20. Rectal exam revealed a normal size thyroid.

21. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.

22. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.

23. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.

24. Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.

25. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

26. The patient was to have a bowel re-section. However, he took a job as a lawyer instead.

27. Skin: Somewhat pale but present.

28. The pelvic examination will be done later on the floor.

29. Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Blank, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.

30. Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.

31. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.

comical medical dictionary

Acute: Opposite of an ugly

Artery: The study of paintings

Bacteria: Back door of a cafeteria

Barium: What doctors do to dead patients

Benign: What you are after you're eight.

Bowel: Letter like A,E,I,O, or U

Cat scan: Searching for a kitty

Cauterize: Made eye contact with her

Cesarean Section: Neighborhood in Rome

Colic: A sheep dog

Concussion: A prisoner's sofa

Congenital: To be friendly

D & C: Where the White House is

Dilate: To live too long

Enema: Not a friend

Fester: Quicker

Fibula: A small lie

GI series: A soldier ball game

Hangnail: A coat hook

Impotent: Distinguished, well known

Jaundice: To include in a group

Kinesthetics: Relationships among relatives

Labor pain: Getting hurt at work

Leper: A wild cat

Malaria: Shopping place

Medical staff: A doctor's cane

Morbid: A higher bid

Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates

Node: Was aware of

Outpatient: A person who fainted

Pelvis: A cousin of Elvis

Post-operative: A letter carrier

Recovery room: A place used for upholstery work.

Rectum: It almost killed him

Rheumatic: Amorous

Secretion: Hiding something

Seizure: A Roman emperor

Serology: Study of English Knighthood

Tablet: A small table

Terminal illness: Getting sick at the airport

Tumor: More than one

Urine: Opposite of you're out

Varicose: Nearby

Vein: Conceited

ISSUES INVOLVED IN SSCP:

FINANCIAL VIABILITY & PROFITABILITY:

The need for infrastructure projects & its benefits are not judged on the basis of their income or profits alone.Such infrastructure projects are an essential pre-requisite for development of a nation's economy.In a developing country like ours ,if need be government has to step in to meet the viability gap.Govn. sources quote that the project will earn operating profit from its very first year .the project will definitely see mammoth profit generation.
It will lead to substantial savings for the shipping companies,exporters & importers ,manufacturers & trade with reduced maritime transportation cost would lead to efficient use of capital.
It will facilitates coastal movement of domestic cargo, leading to greater employment generation in the ports & industries located in thier hinterlands.
Fishermen will be directly benefited due to the potential for development of fishing harbours (bet. nagapattinam & tuticorin) with proper landing & storage facilities.
Transshipment of indian cargo in foreign shores will reduce greatly.IT will lead to considerable savings & earnings of foreign exchanges.

WITH REGARD TO BIOSPHERE RESERVE:
It was feared that the creation of the channel will affect the coral reefs in the Gulf of Mannar & the mangroves, off Vedaranyam on the Indian coast.the coral reefs are the breeding grounds for fish for entire region.
However,the creation if the channel will not have any adverse impact on the biosphere reserves.it does not envisage any dredging in the Gulf of Mannar except in the southern reaches of 'Adams Bridge' for a length of 6KM & width of 300m.therefore ,no dredging is required in the Biosphere reserves or in its vicinity.
the proposed dredging location in Adams Bridge is about 20Kms from the nearest island forming a part of Gulf of mannar marine national park which is more than safe distance from the coral reefs. as channel us at least 20Kms away from the breeding grounds there will be no impact on any of these due to dredging operations.
Scientific evidence through modeling & tracer studies show that there would be no movement of sediments from either the dredging or dumping locations towards the indian or lankan coast. the choice itself minimizes the impact of turbidity levels in dredging locations.

STRATEGIC IMPORTANCE TO INDIA:
THE CHANNEL WILL BECOME AN INVALUABLE ASSET FOR OUR NATIONAL DEFENCE & SECURITY BECAUSE OF QUICKER ACCESS BETWEEN THE COASTS.
IT IS ESSENTIAL FOR INDIA TO SECURE A FORMIDABLE HOLD OVER THE INDIAN OCEAN IN THE FUTURE.INDIAN OCEAN IS THE CORRIDOR THROUGH WHICH 85% OF THE FUTURE OIL WOULD BE PASSING.THE ENERGY NEEDS OF CHINA, JAPAN& SOUTH KOREA
DEPEND ON THIS. HENCE TO ACHIEVE ITS GLOBAL ASPIRATIONS INDIA NEEDS TO PROVE ITSELF A FORMIDABLE POWER IN THE REGION. THIS DEMANDS INDEPENDENT & STEALTH MOVEMENT OF ITS ARMED FORCES. AT PRESENT ,IT IS NOT POSSIBLE AS INDIAN VESSELS HAVE TO CICUMSCRIBE SRILANKA.

ALSO IT IS PERTINENT TO NOTE THAT CHINA HAS ALREADY SET UP A ELECTRONIC LISTENING POST IN COCO ISLAND ,VERY NEAR THE NORTH ANDAMAN ISLANDS.
U.S ALREADY HAS A BASE IN INDIAN OCEAN IN CHAGOS ARCHIPELAGO.
WITH THE PRESENT & FUTURE SUPERPOWERS BREATHING DOWN INDIA'S NECK , IT IS ALL THE MORE IMPERATIVE FOR INDIA TO CONSOLIDATE & DICTATE OVER THE INDIAN OCEAN IN ORDER TO FULFILL ITS ASPIRATION OF BECOMING A GLOBAL PLAYER IN THE WORLD POLITICS.

IT IS IMPORTANT TO NOTE THAT IT IS NOT TOO FAR ,WHEN ASIA IS GOING TO WITNESS A BIPOLAR CLOD WAR LIKE STRUGGLE FOR ASIAN SUPREMACY BETWEEN INDIA & CHINA.
ALL THESE MAKE SSCP A STRATEGICALLY IMPORTANT AREA FOR INDIA IN ACHIEVING A SUPER POWER STATUS IN THE FUTURE

http://tamilnation.org/intframe/indian_ocean/sethusamudram/index.htm
http://tamilnation.org/forum/sivaram/041006.htm


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